Запакуйте мне этого человека. xDDD
..."Shut up Megan. Hey, you've just talking to me, were you... Ahh... Who is this idiot? I do it every time I play it again".
"-Maybe you've got to kill one of us, but which one is the real one, no one will know.
-I'm gonna shoot myself".
"What the fuck is this shit? Is that my guts?"
"-How do you prepare for that? Do they actually attack you?
-No, they do not. They give you basically a day of... what they call who knows... a sсript of just running.
-Really?
-Yeah".
"Because most people who play video games don't have sex".
"Plus I'm a light gamer, no phsychopath like you guys".
(про Причарда) "-It's kinda in the game this character is addicted to you?
-Yeah.
-What's his problem?"
"I'm not going to ComiCon. Unfortunately I'm not a communist".
"-That my friend Christian. Christian Paul. I've actually been friends with this guy for... 10... 12 years.
-I thought you're gonna say "10 mintutes".
"-Yeah, I watch some that were brought to my attension. There is Safety Dance one, which is really funny. And there is one, where Adam Jensen goes to the club and just beats the crap of=ut of everybody. But for the most I don't really.
-I don't watch myself all day".
"-Do you mind if we ask you to tell us a story about when you open the door?
-On my daughter's face?
-Yes.
-She was crying and I went to her room and normally she stays in bed this time she didn't and I opened the door on her face.
-And what kind of takedown you'd call that?
-Errrrmm... It was an augmented...".
"-He was all: "Oh my God Elias is coming here everybody get ready, get ready!"
-Yeah, I see you've cleaned up.
-"I've got to clean my room! I've gotta clean".
"Hack.. stop drinking water and hack".
"Hacking is in my porn collection".
"-What would the Jensen's porn collection be?
-Machines".
@темы:
видео,
Deus Ex,
юмор 1020/230