Добро пожаловать в Metal Gear, которому даже не нужен фандом, потому что он сам себе фандом, в котором есть канонный слэш.
Вообще мне плевать, сейчас я выставлю рядком переводы кое-каких треков.
BB: Ow! You just kicked my leg, didn't you?
Kaz: I'm sorry Snake, I really can't see anything in front of me...
BB: Of course you don't, you wear sunglasses in a dark cardboard box!
[sound of a slap?]
BB: Your face is too close!
Kaz: There's not enough room for two people! Maybe R&D could-
[they stop]
BB: Ah.
Kaz: Hey, maybe we could ask the R&D to make it bigger?
BB: It would look out of place if they made it any bigger.
Kaz: So maybe we could add a "Warning! Giant animals!" sticker somewhere..?
BB: ...I refuse. Let's go!
Kaz: Ok.
Kaz: ... Hey, Snake. Something kinda... Reeks of onions?
BB: It's just your imagination. And you kicked me again!
Kaz: It's a box for storing onions, isn’t it.
[sounds of violent kicking]
BB: Ngh! You kicked me again! If you want to get back safely, stop it right now!
Kaz: Onions, onions everywhere.
BB: ARRRGH!
[sound of a box being kicked]
BB: If you have a problem with that, run!
[!!!!]
Soldiers: Who is it!?
Kaz: Boss!
BB: RUN!!